Pan fried cicadas are considered a delicacy in some rural parts of Ohio. They’ve been showing up every 17th. summer for a couple hundred million years, only NOW the media decides to make a big production out if it.
....yawn.....lies, dead diplomats.....did you hear about the END OF THE WORLD CICADA STORM COMING??
Maybe the Weather Channel can name the cicada storm.
[Live Weather Channel reporter screaming into the microphone to be heard over the cicadas]: Category five Cicada Story Cynthia is still pounding the east coast or the fifth straight week. Trillions of cicadas have emerged from the earth to wreak their noisy vengeance upon the world.