[who_would_fardels_bear]

A cabal of Evangelical homeschoolers develops a potent virus that they plan to use to decimate America's homosexual population. They are aided unwittingly by a violent Central American based drug cartel who sell drugs laced with it into the gay party scene.

Jack is ready to help, but he must first undergo sexual harassment training, homosexual/bisexual/transgender sensitivity training, anger management training, and environmental awareness training.

Still raring to go after 23 hours of meetings, Jack finds that the homeschoolers have succeeded, and he is left wondering where he's going to get a decent haircut.

[InterceptPoint]

You are reminding me why I gave up on 24 for it’s last few seasons. Unfortunately, your scenario is actually plausible.