Heisenberg is out for a drive when a cop pulls him over. The cop says, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know where I am.”
“Hey! If you’re violating causality, take it outside!,” says the bartender.
It says to the bartender, “If my wife calls, tell her I’m not here yet!”
The bartender says “Here you go,” then gives the tachyon money before taking a beer and a shot from it.
A tachyon enters a bar.