Actually, using my long-time schtick of "I'd hit it" to skewer a society -- ours -- in which looks and appearences and impressions have become more important than deeds.
Thackney had it right, the only one who really got what I was doing. I just adopted the mindset of an Obamabot. Obama 'looks cool' to them so no matter how inept, how malevolent, they excuse him.
Transplanted that mindset to this article.
But don't tell anyone.
I got what you were doing - oh8eleven has no sense of humor. Thanks for adding some needed levity.