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1 posted on 05/07/2013 1:56:09 AM PDT by SMGFan
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And within a week, we’ll be sweeping their bodies off the sidewalk


2 posted on 05/07/2013 1:59:56 AM PDT by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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This gives the bird population pleanty of food to rely on in the next month.
Makes great bass fishing bait to.
4 posted on 05/07/2013 2:06:39 AM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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My son was about 5 the first summer the cicadas came. It was one of the most fun summers he ever had.

There’s no manmade toy half as fun to an inquisitive kid as a cicada. He used to spend hours watching them buzz along the sidewalk.


5 posted on 05/07/2013 2:15:33 AM PDT by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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1953, 1970, 1987, 2004...

Those are the years for what I thought was the biggest brood of cicadas. This can’t be it.


6 posted on 05/07/2013 2:35:39 AM PDT by Arthur McGowan (If you're FOR sticking scissors in a female's neck and sucking out her brains, you are PRO-WOMAN!)
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I welcome this. The noise of the cicadas will drown out the incessant barking of the neighbors’ dogs.


8 posted on 05/07/2013 3:31:44 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: SMGFan

I sure hope Cicadas like to eat stink bugs.


10 posted on 05/07/2013 3:46:00 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (God Bless America!)
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What about gay cicadas. Have they no rights?


11 posted on 05/07/2013 3:48:49 AM PDT by Vermont Lt (Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?)
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To: SMGFan

Where are their free contraceptives?!?


13 posted on 05/07/2013 4:00:59 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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Have we signed them up for EBT yet?


17 posted on 05/07/2013 5:06:23 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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As they have every 17th summer for....oh, A FEW HUNDRED MILLION YEARS!!!

Chill, People!


19 posted on 05/07/2013 5:54:07 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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Sex-Crazed Cicadas Will Soon Outnumber Humans 600-to-1

Cicadas don't have "Dr" Gosnell performing infanticide.

20 posted on 05/07/2013 6:13:32 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (It's not "GUN CONTROL"! It's "PEOPLE CONTROL"!)
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You know, the pending swarms of cicadas are creepy enough even without stopping to think why they're swarming. Really, really didn't need to know this.
22 posted on 05/07/2013 6:19:39 AM PDT by kevkrom
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Sounds rather like the ratio of Mexican invaders.

Oh, no. Those are cucarachas.


25 posted on 05/07/2013 6:52:00 AM PDT by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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For a moment, I thought this was an Al Gore thread.


28 posted on 05/07/2013 4:09:28 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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What’s the ratio of sex crazed bugs to sex enthusiastic, or in my case, sex gymnastic humans?


29 posted on 05/07/2013 4:11:37 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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