1 posted on
05/07/2013 1:56:09 AM PDT by
SMGFan
To: SMGFan
And within a week, we’ll be sweeping their bodies off the sidewalk
2 posted on
05/07/2013 1:59:56 AM PDT by
jmcenanly
("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
To: SMGFan
This gives the bird population pleanty of food to rely on in the next month.
Makes great bass fishing bait to.
To: SMGFan
My son was about 5 the first summer the cicadas came. It was one of the most fun summers he ever had.
There’s no manmade toy half as fun to an inquisitive kid as a cicada. He used to spend hours watching them buzz along the sidewalk.
5 posted on
05/07/2013 2:15:33 AM PDT by
I still care
(I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
To: SMGFan
1953, 1970, 1987, 2004...
Those are the years for what I thought was the biggest brood of cicadas. This can’t be it.
6 posted on
05/07/2013 2:35:39 AM PDT by
Arthur McGowan
(If you're FOR sticking scissors in a female's neck and sucking out her brains, you are PRO-WOMAN!)
To: SMGFan
I welcome this. The noise of the cicadas will drown out the incessant barking of the neighbors’ dogs.
8 posted on
05/07/2013 3:31:44 AM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
To: SMGFan
I sure hope Cicadas like to eat stink bugs.
10 posted on
05/07/2013 3:46:00 AM PDT by
4yearlurker
(God Bless America!)
To: SMGFan
What about gay cicadas. Have they no rights?
11 posted on
05/07/2013 3:48:49 AM PDT by
Vermont Lt
(Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?)
To: SMGFan
Where are their free contraceptives?!?
13 posted on
05/07/2013 4:00:59 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
(Sarah is right.)
To: SMGFan
Have we signed them up for EBT yet?
17 posted on
05/07/2013 5:06:23 AM PDT by
SampleMan
(Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
To: SMGFan
As they have every 17th summer for....oh, A FEW HUNDRED MILLION YEARS!!!
Chill, People!
To: SMGFan
Sex-Crazed Cicadas Will Soon Outnumber Humans 600-to-1 Cicadas don't have "Dr" Gosnell performing infanticide.
20 posted on
05/07/2013 6:13:32 AM PDT by
The Sons of Liberty
(It's not "GUN CONTROL"! It's "PEOPLE CONTROL"!)
To: SMGFan
You know, the pending swarms of cicadas are creepy enough even without stopping to think why they're swarming. Really, really didn't need to know this.
22 posted on
05/07/2013 6:19:39 AM PDT by
kevkrom
To: SMGFan
Sounds rather like the ratio of Mexican invaders.
Oh, no. Those are cucarachas.
25 posted on
05/07/2013 6:52:00 AM PDT by
IbJensen
(Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
To: SMGFan
For a moment, I thought this was an Al Gore thread.
To: SMGFan
What’s the ratio of sex crazed bugs to sex enthusiastic, or in my case, sex gymnastic humans?
29 posted on
05/07/2013 4:11:37 PM PDT by
Sirius Lee
(All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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