[SunkenCiv]

The Monsanto keyword *may* be the nuttiest one on FR -- samples:

• Russia Warns Obama: Monsanto
• Unapproved genetically modified wheat from Monsanto found in Oregon field
• USDA investigating detection of Genetically Engineered (GE) GLYPHOSATE-RESISTANT wheat in Oregon
• Russia Warns Obama: Monsanto
• Protesters across globe rally against Monsanto -- GMO
• Western Civilization Dumber Than 100 Years Ago
• Is Mankind Getting Dumber? (article)
• Glyphosate ("Roundup") Responsible for Modern Human Diseases
• Heavy use of herbicide Roundup linked to health dangers: U.S. study
• Vegetarian Bill Gates: 'Livestock produces 51% of world's greenhouse gases'
• Who Runs The World? Solid Proof That A Core Group Of Wealthy Elitists Is Pulling The Strings
• Bill Gates and Eugenics: The world needs fewer people
• Russia suspends import and use of American GM corn after study revealed cancer risk
• Monsanto's GM Corn And Cancer In Rats: Real Scientists Deeply Unimpressed.
• Monsanto Roundup weedkiller and GM maize implicated in 'shocking' new cancer study
• Monsanto and Big Tobacco Blamed for Birth Defects
• GM food toxins found in the blood of 93% of unborn babies
• Global elites push to starve the world and control all food
• Bill Gates vs. the Famine Lobby (The Left demonizes "Frankenfoods" while Africa starves)
• Ken Blackwell: A Chemical Scare Campaign Is Good Business for Some
• The Great Left Smear Machine

[Grimmy]

I’m sorry. I can’t attend. I have a Doctors’ note.

I’m medically forbidden to march with idiots for idiot causes because it irritates my shin splints... and... my Explosive Rage Syndrome tends to get, um, sparky.