[JoeProBono]

[MacMattico]

In an Obama/Bloomberg world, which is the deadly weapon— the knife, chicken tender or hamburger? Or is the manager really lucky that he didn't go for the 32 oz cup?

[VanShuyten]

Nicholas Trejo with a Burger King knife, or

Danny Trejo with a ................ Machete!

[Daffynition]

Lesson learned: Never hire an alien vegan.

[jonrick46]

Seems like a failure of enculturation. This is why we need to seal our southern border.

[Bullish]

He would have been wearing his nose on the inside of his face if he threw anything at me.

Little Frikkin’ punk.

[taildragger]

Trejo then allegedly threw his uniform shirt, chicken tenders, hamburgers and chicken patties at the manager. He also allegedly spit in the other man's face.

With fundemental transformation well under way, their are certain parts of the country where this might be considered forplay and he would have been celebrated.....

[Dr. Sivana]

He misunderstood his training lessons:

“Throw nuggets throw the Whopper
Use the knife on head and lop or
anything that is improper
Act up your way”

[PLMerite]

I am curious what the “emergency” was going to be. Perhaps he just used the wrong word.

[GeronL]

Trejo sounds like a model employee don’t he?

[martin_fierro]

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

I guess he’s gonna need a new job. I wonder if his old boss will write him a letter of reference.

[Moltke]

Trejo was arrested on a felony charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and a misdemeanor charge of battery.

Well, there's the family emergency, and his time off mid May. The guy's a prophet!

[davemac.439]

Well at least he go the time off that he requested!!! LOL

[dfwgator]

Throwing the meat Americans refuse to throw.

[TheOldLady]

Wouldn’t it be lovely to plan one’s emergencies in advance?

I’ll have to try that sometime.