Okay, get it right, he didn’t say his “face would be smashed with an uzi”, he said he would be “facing an uzi”. Why would you smash someones face when you’re holding an uzi?
Seriously.
Why rail me?
The only reason that comes to mind is that you’ve already emptied the magazine.
I did get it right...he said smashed with an uzi because LL Cool J smashed the face of the burglar of his house and Eddie then said that breaking into his house he would be smashed in the face with an uzi. Basically saying yeah he couldn’t inflict the physical harm that LL could on a burglar so Ed would instead use his Uzi.
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