I’ll leave the “balls to suck on” for other, wiser (or more experienced) commentators...
but pray tell, why does she need, or even want, “red toilet paper!?”
(and what does that do to the environment?)
Is “red toilet paper” a roll with pictures of a certain CasaBlanca Occupant on each sheet, or?
My mind didn't go to the gutter until I saw that.
At least that referred to a woman for once with the news lately. Holy crap. Someone famous is straight?!
*Snicker*
Some of these could be contract compliance indicators. If they get this stuff righ, it’s likely that they get the other stuff right