I want my employer to pay off my credit card bills. Also I need a new Keurig, I think my company should pay for that too.
I want my employer to start paying for my ammo! Every month, I should get a fresh supply for every firearm that I own!
As an employer, I will definitely help these freeloading worthless sack of sh**s/s a free education: it’s called kiss my ass and get back to work and if you don’t want to work, there’s the pavement.