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Report: Man strips naked after claiming to be a monkey outside 7-Eleven
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| May 2, 2013
Posted on 05/02/2013 1:13:27 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: Hot Tabasco
Or ...
He's our next President.
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:33:22 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted)
To: RedMDer
It does, now that you mention it!
22
posted on
05/02/2013 1:33:38 PM PDT
by
Wyrd bið ful aræd
(Gone Galt, 11/07/12----No king but Christ! Don't tread on me!)
To: Buckeye McFrog
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:36:46 PM PDT
by
frithguild
(You can call me Snippy the Anti-Freeper)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Not quite as interesting as the guy a week ago who wanted the police to cut off his penis, and then changed his mind and told them to NOT cut off his penis.
Police live for that sort of thing.
“Are you sure? We could chop that thing off in two-two’s, no problem! And since you DID ask us to chop it off, we could just say that we didn’t hear your right when you told us NOT to. Really, it’s no big deal. Snicker-snack!”
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Why did he talk, monkeys cannot.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Just so he didn’t spank the monkey...
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:40:40 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
put him in a cage at the zoo and feed him bananas
....problem solved!
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:47:35 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:47:49 PM PDT
by
IronJack
(=)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Guy was aping to be a chumpanzie
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:49:57 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Shirtless
at the 7-Eleven
in Floriduh
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:58:06 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
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posted on
05/02/2013 2:02:02 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Stand Your Ground)
To: freedumb2003
Lucky he wasn’t shot in the fracas.
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posted on
05/02/2013 2:20:36 PM PDT
by
PowderMonkey
(WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
05/02/2013 2:23:25 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: rightwingintelligentsia
This is the 4th incident in the last 2 weeks of someone freaking out in central Florida. Must be some wicked bathsalts going around the area:
4/23 - Orlando, FL: Woman crawls into random home through doggie door. Homeowners come home and find her nude in the bathtub asking to use the phone.
4/24 - Daytona Beach, FL: Woman says she is God and lights a gas station on fire.
4/26 - Gainesville, FL: Man takes his clothes off in front of cops and asks them to cut his penis off. Tasered 6 times with no effects.
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posted on
05/02/2013 2:34:19 PM PDT
by
varyouga
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Boy, you’re sure right. I think I lasted 3 weeks. And on the graveyard shift you will see some freaks.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
“Florida.” Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
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posted on
05/02/2013 3:33:00 PM PDT
by
familyop
(We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of rotten politics smelled around the planet.)
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