Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and
accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.
“Don’t worry, at this stage of the procedure it’s quite normal to get an erection,” the nurse told me.
“I haven’t got an erection,” I replied.
“No, but I have,” replied the nurse.
Don’t get a colonoscopy in San Francisco!
Never go to a doctor in SF. The doc tells his patient “it is time for your prostate check, drop trough and face the wall”. The doc snaps on gloves and begins, after placing his left hand on the patients shoulder the probing starts. During the probing, after a sort time, the patient realizes the doctors right hand is on his other shoulder! Run away!
So the doctor told me I was very sick and might die.
Shocked at the news, I said, “Gee, Doc. I’d better get a second opinion”
“Alright here is my second opinion”, he replied, “You’re ugly too!”
I’ll be here all week, folks. Don’t forget to tip your waitress on your way out and drive safely!
You got me.. LOL