[jy8z]

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B.

[Jerrybob]

Here's one I remember my dad telling when I was very little -- he told it over and over:

A guy has a flat tire outside an insane asylum. As he's changing it, the nuts roll into the sewer. An inmate looking out the window says "Just take one nut off each of the 3 remaining tires and that'll get you to a service station."

The guy says "That's pretty smart! What are you doing in there?"

The guy inside says "I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!"