Two nuns are walking through a park late one night when they are attacked by two men who drag them into the bushes and rape them.
As she’s being ravished, one of the nuns cries out, “Forgive them, Lord, for they know not what they do.”
The other nun says, “Mine does!”
The rapist asks the Nun, “What are you going to tell the Father?” “Well, I’ll say that a man jumped out of the bushes and raped me twice; you are going to do it again aren’t you?”