My lawyer is on speed dial. He gets paid to handle the problems. It has been my policy for years to instantly refer police or upset soon-to-be-ex-wives to Mike. That's HIS job. Once you say talk to my attorney, then you've invoked. I would like to hear the ex wives (plural, really?) story.
No, you don't want to hear it. My wallet cringes every time I think of it.
Every time I see Mike he asks "You aren't thinking about getting married again are you?" ;)
/johnny