[Half Vast Conspiracy]

If you come to a road block, police say the best thing to do is to roll down your window all the way, put both of your hands on the steering wheel, and if you have to look inside of your glove box, make sure you let the officer know that before you do so.

I'm not clear on all of this. When do your pants go down around your ankles?

[TalonDJ]

When do your pants go down around your ankles?

Depends on how much boot polish is on your tongue and how fast you can lick. If you polish their boots fast enough then they might let you off with a warning.