Oh Good Grief! I really don’t want to know about the personal lives of any of them. And I’m pretty sure, with the exception of Tom Brady, who’s always putting his annoying private life in my face, I have no idea if the rest of them are homos or heteros or bis or sheeplovers or whatever the hell else is out thre. And you know what? I don’t care. Stay in the closet and take obnoxiously heterosexual Tom Brady with you.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say you’re not a Patriots fan.