“I’ve always believed that the “watching other men play sports” thing was gay to begin with.”
Gay or female? You can’t be a guy. Anyone that watched Joe Montana win a Super Bowl in the last two minutes isn’t going to say something as stupid as what you just did.
There is nothing like watching a team do almost anything well, whether it is football or surgery.
Overcoming ego, self-doubt, injury, communication problems, the weather, and finally the opponent to do something difficult is an artform. It is poetry.
You should lurk a bit more before commenting again, or use preview before you post.
Better yet, print it out, then read it again the next day and then decide to post.
Like I said, gay: you're speaking to a combat veteran. Joe Montana wouldn't have lasted 10 seconds where I've been.
Football is a kid's game. Real men serve their country under fire.
You might consider "printing everything out and waiting for a while to post" before writing rhapsodic eulogies about overpaid draft-dodgers in tights..