Ever have the pleasure of having the stupid screw on part break will pouring and have it dump half the can out in two seconds, on everything but the part where you want the gas to go? Stupid hippies. I really enjoyed cleaning up the gallon of gas it spilled on my generator in the freezing cold in the dark. Idiots.
And I always make sure to light a cigarette before filling the lawnmower, tiller, or genset. If you can't do that, you need rinsed out of the gene pool.
/johnny