My right hand knoweth not what my left hand doeth, because they’re in different time zones.
I’m so fat (250+) I have to carry Euros in one pocket and pesos in the other.
I used to be a sundial, now I’m a sunshade.
OMG!!!
LOL!!!
I got 35lbs to lose myself.
Mr Ditter is a slightly tubby guy. I say he gives me warmth in the winter and shade in the summer. I wouldn’t change him for any skinny guy.