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To: Vendome

My right hand knoweth not what my left hand doeth, because they’re in different time zones.

I’m so fat (250+) I have to carry Euros in one pocket and pesos in the other.

I used to be a sundial, now I’m a sunshade.


63 posted on 04/26/2013 12:49:25 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: elcid1970

OMG!!!

LOL!!!

I got 35lbs to lose myself.


64 posted on 04/26/2013 12:51:29 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: elcid1970

Mr Ditter is a slightly tubby guy. I say he gives me warmth in the winter and shade in the summer. I wouldn’t change him for any skinny guy.


69 posted on 04/26/2013 2:52:49 PM PDT by Ditter
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