Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: FourtySeven

Forky pig.....

Get over yourself you baby. I sat on a plane next to a guy who mustuh weighed 340#’s.

Thankfully there was no one in the isle seat at take off, so I sidled over into the isle seat and we were both comfortable and happy.

He thought he was going to spend two hours pressing himself into the chassis of the plane so I wouldn’t be uncomfortable.

Told him not to worry. God fixed it for us. Spread out and relax. Real nice guy too.


10 posted on 04/26/2013 9:53:17 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: Vendome

From your post you didn’t set next to him as you state. You sat seat away from him, as the seat next to him was full of “him”. You rather make the point that the very large should pay for two seats.

God is not providing a lot of empty seats for air passengers these days.


34 posted on 04/26/2013 10:24:41 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson