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To: Rummyfan

An old man and his wife are taking a Sunday drive in the mountains and
see a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid
hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver and his wife pull over and gets out to see what has become of the
rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The wife pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends
down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the
road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops
down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns
and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of
sight.

The man is astonished. He runs asks his wife, “What is in that can? What did
you spray on that rabbit?”

The wife turns the can around so that her husband can read the label. It
says...

“Hair Spray – Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.”


66 posted on 04/26/2013 7:15:38 AM PDT by foundedonpurpose (It's time for a fundamental restoration, of our country's principles!)
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To: foundedonpurpose

LOL thanks!


71 posted on 04/26/2013 7:24:49 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq He could sure play that axe. RIP anymore, it's about the USA!)
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