Detroit, Michigan
Police in Detroit last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 20 tons of heroin, 5 million in forged US banknotes, and 25 trafficked Latino prostitutes all in a
semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave.
Local residents were stunned, and a community organizer said:
“We’re all shocked; we never knew we had a library”.
I thought it was going to be at BATF headquarters.