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To: Lucky9teen
Oru little girl is growing up.
Last week Monica Lewinski turned 50.
Can you believe it?
Seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White house on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth.
They grow up so fast, don't they?
22 posted on 04/26/2013 6:03:17 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: BerryDingle
Last week Monica Lewinski turned 50.

Whoa! Where have I been? I used to be 4 years older than her. Now I'm 6 years younger.

26 posted on 04/26/2013 6:14:53 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS
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To: BerryDingle

Monica Lewinsky; Monica Lewinsky, May 1997: Born: Monica Samille Lewinsky July 23, 1973


34 posted on 04/26/2013 6:24:28 AM PDT by rockabyebaby (We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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To: BerryDingle

Actually, she’s turning 40 in July. Still a good one, though. And as long as we’re talking about Ms. Lewinsky...

Monica is taking a walk along the beach when she sees a bottle half buried in the sand. She picks it up and wipes some of the sand off to see what it is and a genie pops out.

The genie says, “While I appreciate you freeing me from the bottle, I’m not completely cut off from the outside world in there. I know who you are and what you did, and you should be ashamed. But since you did free me from the bottle, I will grant you one wish. Choose carefully.”

Monica thinks for a few minutes and says, “You know, it would be nice if I could get rid of these love handles.”

The genie raises his hands and says, “As you wish, so shall it be done,” and her ears fall off.


43 posted on 04/26/2013 6:47:15 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: BerryDingle

61 posted on 04/26/2013 7:10:51 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Piffle....)
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To: BerryDingle

Actually she’s almost 40.


101 posted on 04/26/2013 8:43:38 AM PDT by proudpapa (A school is supposed to be a safe place!' Yeah well so is a womb!)
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To: BerryDingle

Monica Lewinsky will be 40 on July 23.

Who is this Monica Lewinski of whom you speak?

Pictures, please. ;-)


103 posted on 04/26/2013 8:47:13 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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