Whoa! Where have I been? I used to be 4 years older than her. Now I'm 6 years younger.
Monica Lewinsky; Monica Lewinsky, May 1997: Born: Monica Samille Lewinsky July 23, 1973
Actually, she’s turning 40 in July. Still a good one, though. And as long as we’re talking about Ms. Lewinsky...
Monica is taking a walk along the beach when she sees a bottle half buried in the sand. She picks it up and wipes some of the sand off to see what it is and a genie pops out.
The genie says, “While I appreciate you freeing me from the bottle, I’m not completely cut off from the outside world in there. I know who you are and what you did, and you should be ashamed. But since you did free me from the bottle, I will grant you one wish. Choose carefully.”
Monica thinks for a few minutes and says, “You know, it would be nice if I could get rid of these love handles.”
The genie raises his hands and says, “As you wish, so shall it be done,” and her ears fall off.
Actually she’s almost 40.
Monica Lewinsky will be 40 on July 23.
Who is this Monica Lewinski of whom you speak?
Pictures, please. ;-)