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To: ArGee

“I’m done for. I’ve got a gamy leg, I’ll never make it, but some of you might. So... you’d better eat me.”
“Eat you, sir?”
“Yes, eat me.”
“Ewww! With a gamy leg?”
“You needn’t eat the leg, Thompson; there’s still plenty of good meat left. Look at that arm!”
“It’s not just the leg, sir, it’s just that...”
“What is it? Why don’t you want to eat me?”
“Well... I’d rather eat Johnson, sir.”


170 posted on 04/26/2013 12:08:01 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Are you suggesting that we eat my mum?


172 posted on 04/26/2013 12:28:34 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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