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1 posted on 04/23/2013 2:47:44 AM PDT by Daffynition
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I see a guy who finally figured out how to count with his fingers


2 posted on 04/23/2013 2:48:47 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Daffynition
Marco Gonzalez had stuffed 102 bottles of Essie and Sally Hansen brand nail polishes into his sweatshirt, which he had tucked into his pants.

Because tucking a sweatshirt into your pants doesn't look at all suspicious?

3 posted on 04/23/2013 3:13:46 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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Marco? Takin that walk on a wild side?


4 posted on 04/23/2013 3:37:47 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight,, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Daffynition

Yo, what you got there, Essie?


5 posted on 04/23/2013 4:16:29 AM PDT by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: Daffynition

If one little bottle should happen to fall...


6 posted on 04/23/2013 4:16:32 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (July 4, 1776: Declaration of Independence. Nov 6, 2012: Declaration of Dependence. R.I.P. America.)
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7 posted on 04/23/2013 4:23:34 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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Essie I can understand,.....

But SALLY HANSON?????? LOL
8 posted on 04/23/2013 4:55:48 AM PDT by left that other site ((Ban the ubiquitous and deadly solvent, Di-hydrogen monoxide!!!))
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Prosecutors here had a guy caught stealing 23 Oral B toothbrushes when they first came out; the good stuff. He was simply gathering the items on the list given to him by the guy at the flea market. That’s the thing about the flea market... low overhead.


11 posted on 04/23/2013 5:15:38 AM PDT by Coffee... Black... No Sugar (I'm gonna' BICKER!)
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