That’s amusing ...
See if this penetrates...
“I’m MHGinTN and I have info vital to the survival of the nation. It is so vital and so important that it goes to the top levels of govt! America will end unless I, MHGinTN, tell the world!!!
On my show.
In a couple days.”
What is the core problem with the above? Perhaps that if it was such an existential issue, that you MIGHT NOT WANNA NOT WAIT until you pimped your show?????
Good God are you really that clueless?