To: Old Sarge; TheOldLady
Sarge, TOL thought you may like this one...
Amazing
WHY WOMEN CAN'T FIX CARS
It would never have crossed my mind.
Another of life's mysteries explained.
It honestly never occurred to me.
I always thought it had something to do with fingernails!!!

24 posted on
04/19/2013 6:07:39 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(For Jay Carney - I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.)
To: Arrowhead1952
That one has “yank this post” written all over it.
That skirt is way too long to be fixing a car in.
Just sayin’.
25 posted on
04/19/2013 6:08:58 AM PDT by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: Arrowhead1952; TheOldLady
“In case of an emergency over water, the girl next to you can be used as a flotation device...”
28 posted on
04/19/2013 6:18:41 AM PDT by
Old Sarge
(My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
To: Arrowhead1952
That broad peeking under the car is not wearing gloves and the wheels of the car are not properly chocked.
29 posted on
04/19/2013 6:21:13 AM PDT by
Tenacious 1
("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
To: Arrowhead1952
38 posted on
04/19/2013 6:34:12 AM PDT by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: Arrowhead1952
Those aren’t real! I know knock-off shoes when I see them.
78 posted on
04/19/2013 8:30:09 AM PDT by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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