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To: maine yankee

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so
quick to commit suicide...lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas

- No television

- No nude women

- No football

- No pork chops

- No hot dogs

- No burgers

- No beer

- No bacon

- Rags for clothes

- Towels for hats

- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower

- More than one wife

- More than one mother in law

- You can’t shave

- Your wife can’t shave

- You can’t wash off the smell of donkey

- You cook over burning camel sh!+

- Your wife is picked by someone else for you

- and your wife smells worse than your donkey Then they tell you...”when you die, it all gets better” Well no sh!+ Sherlock!...it’s not like it could get much worse THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They’re not happy in Gaza...

They’re not happy in Egypt...

They’re not happy in Libya...

They’re not happy in Morocco...

They’re not happy in Iran...

They’re not happy in Iraq...

They’re not happy in Yemen...

They’re not happy in Afghanistan...

They’re not happy in Pakistan...

They’re not happy in Syria...

They’re not happy in Lebanon...

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They’re happy in Australia...

They’re happy in Canada...

They’re happy in England...

They’re happy in France...

They’re happy in Italy...

They’re happy in Germany...

They’re happy in Sweden...

They’re happy in the USA...

They’re happy in Norway...

They’re happy in Holland...

They’re happy in Denmark...

Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not Muslim...and unhappy in every country that is!

...AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.

Not their leadership.

Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN... They want to change those countries to be like THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can’t help wondering...

How damn dumb can you get?


11 posted on 04/19/2013 5:24:34 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

I remember someone quite a while back theorizing on why most Muslim suicide bombers are young Sunni men. He thought it might have something to do with the fact that Shiites’ attitudes toward premarital and extramarital sex are more liberal than those of Sunnis. With the prospect of being rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife, it’s somewhat easier to understand why they’d blow themselves up.

So, in short, young Sunni males are strapping on explosives because they ain’t gettin’ any.


68 posted on 04/19/2013 7:55:27 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks for that illustration that Moslims engage in liberal logic.

Happy Birthday, and many more.


103 posted on 04/19/2013 10:30:14 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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