I tell you to this day I am kicking myself for not having a camera. This guy looked EXACTLY like Osama Bin Laden. He was even tall around 6’4” and it was around 11 at night. I tell you, it would not surprise me in the least if he was here coordinating the attack and then he slipped out from the Canadian border, or knowing out airline security he probably just took a plane out at JFK airport.
“What is your name?”
“Osama bin Laden”
“Ok. Go ahead.”
Well, he would have had to wait a few days to catch a commercial flight post 9/11. We had booked a trip to Atlantic City for 9/20 and after the skies opened back up we decided that no steenkin muzzie attack would keep us grounded. We went to the airport in Orlando and it looked like one of those post apocalypse movie sets. Practically deserted. We’re talkin’ Orlando. Place is usually packed to the gills. In any case we caught our flight which was also nearly deserted. The whole time we were looking around at what could possibly be used as defensive weaponry. AC was pretty sparse as well.