US Brewer Offers $1 Million Bigfoot Reward (Beer Co. Bounty for Capture/Proof of Live Sasquatch)

The Drinks Business ^ | 12th April, 2013 | Andy Young

[Sirius Lee]

Awesome!

[DogByte6RER]

And to think ... the US Govt. could have foregone spending $6 million for a bionic man and instead have offered up six $1 M rewards for the capture of six Bigfoots. (snark)

[max americana]

I see one almost everyday. This beast keeps telling me to exercise but her fat ass says otherwise. Supposedly it’s mate has a first name which rhymes with buttcrack’.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Sasquatch prefers Rainier beer!

[Jack Hydrazine]

Is that Lou Ferrigno on the left?

[reluctantwarrior]

my younger brother better manscape really fast

[Never on my watch]

That’s Andre the Giant

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

My old drinking buddy was married to her. We all called her Sasquatch. He should have hung onto her. It would be worth a fortune.

[Ditter]

They are never going to catch bigfoot in the north west because he moved to Oklahoma! I saw it on the interweb and you know they can’t lie on the interweb!

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Hey this is a good idea.

I like it. Have often wondered whether this is all just fluff, or whether it’s real.

One year. One million dollars. I think that’s enough to make a real difference.

For real.

If Bigfoot is real, we should know by this time next year. If not, well we should know by this time next year.

:D

[lowbridge]

Bigfoot Trap Applegate Lake southern Oregon June 2009

Southern Oregon is home to what is most likely the only official Bigfoot trap in the world. The ten by ten structure was built back in the early 70s by special permit. A wildlife research team out of Eugene, Oregon was inspired to build the structure by sightings from far back as the late 18-hundreds to up to the time they constructed the trap.

It wasnt an early task. In 1974, Applegate dam that now impounds Applegate lake didnt even exist and the hike up to the construction site was a long and hard one from the valley below.

Fortunately today access to the trap is a relatively comfortable hike. The Collings Mountain Trail, is named for one of the pioneer mining families that came to Southern Oregon in the 1850s.

The Collings Mountain Trail (No. 943) is easy to spot just about 300 feet past the Hart-Tish Park entrance. The Bigfoot track on the trail marker on the right hand side of the road lets you know you are at the trailhead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fDr8sXBNgw

[lowbridge]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigfoot_trap

[The Sons of Liberty]

Do you think Hussein will turn in moochelle for the prize money?

[Slyfox]

Capture? The Secret Service might be a problem.

[jonrick46]

Sam the Sasquatch may have government friends putting up caution signs that cost money:

It is always for your safety.

[adorno]

US brewer offers $1m Bigfoot reward

Something like that should be worth at least a billion dollars.

[VerySadAmerican]

Bobo says “There’s a million dollar squatch in these woods.”

[Fireone]

“photo...is not sufficient to qualify as evidence...”
So, I can’t just post a copy of a Bigfoot birth certificate?

[Lizavetta]

The grand prize of $1m, will be paid to any person who finds “irrefutable evidence” of Bigfoot’s existence in compliance with the contest’s official rules.

It's in D.C. Where's my check?

[DogByte6RER]

“A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.”

- Senator Everett Dirksen