[shibumi]

"You don’t *have* a metro gene."

This is, in fact, a fact.

But sometimes I like to keep 'em guessing.

A few days back, when we had dinner in Greektown, the nice lady who run the joint came over and asked what our favorite thing about the restaurant was.

I said "The best thing is that you don't have a bunch of fruitcakes here."

Very seriously she replied "No, fruitcake is not Greek food."

[Salamander]

:D