[GOPsterinMA]

“Aherm. It did work once... 13 years ago. :-(”

I once hit 5 out of 5 baskets in one of those carny game booth thingies and won a NY Mets hat...

Haley’s Comet passes by every, what 86 years?

Do you see a pattern?

[fieldmarshaldj]

You really only need to hit that lottery once. I was not expecting one of my parents to deliberately destroy our relationship like a f'ing pinata.