I am a Bible Thumper! Smartest and most healthy thing I ever learned to do. :) Waay better than being a gay marriage thumper... (which is called something I don’t want to repeat, because I take it easy on the swears). :)
I have never ever seen anyone strike a Bible. Who thumps a Bible, anyway? Maybe Elmer Gantry in that horrible anti-religious book.
Thumping a Bible is a stereotype created by liberals and idiots like Bill O’Reilly.