obama will cry and give them money, so they will like us.
Obama to Kim:
We have stockpiled mountains of harsh words.
Our forces of mild rebuke are at a hair trigger status.
My State Department flacks are poised to invade the chambers of the UN at a moment’s notice
and beg for a weak sanction.
We could have a whole flotilla of ships steaming at full throttle to North Korean ports
to deliver proper rewards for bad behavior.
Obama brandishing a pen: “Don’t make me use this!!!”