10) Post a rumor that you caught Sleeping Beauty in a nip slip.
9) Find an unmarked door and form a line in front of it. After there are about 10 people behind you, look at your watch and say, "We're late for our reservation at Cinderella's Castle!" and leave. Find a bench and watch how long the line gets.
8) Follow Mickey around and make meowing noises.
7) Find Grumpy and keep asking him how he can not be Happy at Disney.
6) Go to River Country. Spend the entire day talking to anyone who will listen about how much more fun Wet and Wild was yesterday.
5) Attend the Country Bear Jamboree with your rifle. Talk about how good bear meat is. Eye the buffalo head and say, "Sally, menu's changed for tonight!"
4) When you're underground in line at Pirates of the Caribbean shout, "Nobody move! I lost a contact lens!"
3) While waiting in the cattle stalls at Space Mountain, start mooing.
2) In line for 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, keep muttering to yourself about how you should never have skipped your PADI final.
And the number 1 thing to do at Disney if you find yourself getting bored:
1) Sing "It's A Small World After All" everywhere you go.
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“3) While waiting in the cattle stalls at Space Mountain, start mooing.”
I have done #3. Surprising how quickly it caught on.
This is obviously an old list. I rode that one in 1972; the next chance I had to go back, in 1996, it was gone.
The site now appears to be occupied by the "Seven Dwarfs Mine Train", under construction.