Rube Goldberg wept ping.
This is gotta make it into one of those Geico “happier than” ads. Only unlike those ads, actually funny and clever.
Have you ever seen two happier creatures than that boy and the dog?
It appears the robot has no fake throw mode to keep the dog interested for very long. This may have been designed by an engineer, but the design requirements were probably done by a veteran Microsoft marketing department employee.