Envious, y’all, huh? Well, imagine having to listen to 1,000 (ONE THOUSAND!) women talk to you day and night, breakfast, lunch and dinner, brunch on Sundays, midnight snack, talk to you incessantly, about, what do you think about?, about relationships, breakfast about relationships, lunch about relationships, dinner about relationships, brunch on Sundays about relationships, midnight snack about relationships. About relationships every day. Poor Hef!
In his younger days he likely heard the “we need to talk” several thousand times as well...