[Peet]

Does Pinochio have a wooden johnson?

...umicef. It looks like a umicorn but it aint no umicorn. Its a umiCEF its a man got a woodey johnson stickin up out here [hand at forehead] like dat. I'm serious man, tha's where the 'spression d*ckface and p*sshead come from. And dey need your money. Dey need your money desperately. To buy hats. So give to umicef."

Comedian Bob Nelson as "Fuhbaw player" doing a PSA

[Venturer]

One of the funniest comedy skits I ever saw.

You can find it on the Rodney Dangerfield You tube .