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To: Salamander

Soak your fingers in vinegar before practice. Soak your fingers in pure aloe extract after practice.

44 posted on 03/23/2013 10:40:01 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)

To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

Really?

[coating them with Super Glue works too]

46 posted on 03/23/2013 11:03:49 PM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)

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