[mrs. a]

Bring in some Hormel Spam and Penne Pasta meals. You don’t have to refrigerate them and they nuke in 60 seconds in the office microwave.

That’s good eating right there, unless you are too elite to eat processed meat.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

... unless you are too elite to eat processed meat.

Pssst, she's Jewish. I'd say the odds that she keeps kosher are about a gazillion to one against.

[kidd]

Bring in some Hormel Spam and Penne Pasta meals

Of course, any pork product would be appropriate.

[wildbill]

I love Spam. Grew up eating Spam sandwiches. But now I can’t afford it.

Do you realize that a pound of Spam at over $3.00 costs more than a pound of chicken, pork or beef you can get on sale every week?

Spam: The Premium Meat Product