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If anybody ever kills me and then boils my remains...I want that person to get the Death Sentence.
1 posted on 03/22/2013 12:06:32 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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I heard that the wife was a real class act. Even in death, she still had taste.


37 posted on 03/22/2013 12:45:17 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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Chefs are VERY temper-mental! Tick them off and you'll end up in HOT WATER!
41 posted on 03/22/2013 1:05:08 PM PDT by joethedrummer
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15 years? Thus the saying, if I killed her when I wanted, I’d be out of jail by now.


42 posted on 03/22/2013 1:12:31 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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And today's secret ingredient on Iron Chef is...
43 posted on 03/22/2013 1:19:58 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: BenLurkin; a fool in paradise

As the Rolling Stones sang: “She was hot!”


46 posted on 03/22/2013 1:45:57 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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We don’t want a wife with good taste, Charlie, we want a good tasting wife!


47 posted on 03/22/2013 1:48:08 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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Maybe she talked herself into it....

It’s a Joke! Ladies! A joke!

This is a man’s world....

This is a man’s world...

But, it’d be hell without the ladies...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd1-HM234DE

(James Brown)


48 posted on 03/22/2013 1:59:26 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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49 posted on 03/22/2013 2:02:30 PM PDT by x
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50 posted on 03/22/2013 2:04:27 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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51 posted on 03/22/2013 2:05:21 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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Maybe this was the alternate ending of “Eating Raoul”


58 posted on 03/22/2013 4:12:09 PM PDT by Gefn ("I am waiting for a rebirth of wonder")
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The accused was overheard saying to the arresting officers: “My wife was a sweetie!”


61 posted on 03/22/2013 7:21:26 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: BenLurkin; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; ...

Spike Jones My Old Flame
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D2A32KUTq0


62 posted on 03/22/2013 8:15:00 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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