[Eric in the Ozarks]

Jake also had a taste for Kleenex and toilet tissue. He would put a Kleenex out of my wife's pocket and gobble it down.
He also liked to take the tail of the toilet paper and pull it from the bathroom into the rest of the house, round the fireplace and down the hall. If he couldn't get it to unroll, he'd take a bite out of it, which made for tricky future applications...

[LibertarianLiz]

What is it with dogs and kleenex? I have a male corgi right now whose day is never complete unless he has torn up all the tissue in my bedroom waste basket.