1. Hell has never run a deficit. 2. Satan doesn't use a teleprompter 3. Satan knows there are only 50 states. 4. Satan would have picked a better Second in Command. 5. Satan knows Scripture and can quote it correctly. 6. Satan isn't always on vacation. 7. Satan doesn't throw like a girl. 8. Satan has experience running a large complex organization. 9. Satan would never bow to other heads of state. 10. Satan believes in God.
1. Hell has never run a deficit.
2. Satan doesn't use a teleprompter
3. Satan knows there are only 50 states.
4. Satan would have picked a better Second in Command.
5. Satan knows Scripture and can quote it correctly.
6. Satan isn't always on vacation.
7. Satan doesn't throw like a girl.
8. Satan has experience running a large complex organization.
9. Satan would never bow to other heads of state.
10. Satan believes in God.