Send all the whacko liberals? "Lansdorp said he's looking for people who are utterly dependable..."
How about muzzies? "Lansdorp said he's looking for people [who are] good in groups and "at their best when things are at their worst."
I think that eliminates both. The former because liberals are utterly UNdependable; the latter because muzzies, when things are at their worst, will just say "It's Allah's will", do nothing about the situation, and when it eventually goes beyond repair, will then resort to cutting off heads.
Can’t send muzzies. How will they pray? Kinda hard to face mecca from Mars.