Dear Mr. Moose,
Got caught up in gardening activities earlier after routine medical checkup. They ostensibly will mail us the lab results. I feel a great deal better than I did earlier this year when I apparently contracted a couple of viruses (viri?). I am so blessed to be here on the UT with all the other gloriously wonderful UTers! Don’t worry about the toaster—I’ve addressed worse threats. You take care!
As long as you are on the up.
If you feel better, you almost certainly are.
((((Hugs)))).
Are you sure about the Toaster...they can be very violent when cornered.