[Monkey Face]

In my grief, and through the tears, I have managed to misspell many words and consume 16 chocolate chip cookies and two cups of milk.

I would rather drown my grief, but I’m going to smother it in chocolate chips, instead.

[NicknamedBob]

"I would rather drown my grief, but I’m going to smother it in chocolate chip( cookie)s, instead."

And a beer for later would not be amiss. (Especially if you can find your way to the Piltdown Room.)