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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: ThomasThomas

This is what I want if I happen to suddenly acquire a ton of money.

3,641 posted on 04/07/2013 5:43:32 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: ThomasThomas; Anoreth; Tax-chick

Ahhhhh....

I can drool, can’t I?
I will be lucky to be buried. Neither of my offspring can afford more than an ashcan...


3,642 posted on 04/07/2013 5:44:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Anoreth

The color is good...somehow, I can see you behind the wheel...;o])


3,643 posted on 04/07/2013 5:46:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; ThomasThomas; Anoreth; RegulatorCountry; nascarnation
I can drool, can’t I?
Drooling is good ... but to morbid about it .... Cremation is the way to go. Less chance of coming back as a vampire or zombie. I, am and thought opted for cremation. me and meself want to be vampires and love the color of red. I, am and thought worry about those two. If things get worse thought is going back to Poland.
3,644 posted on 04/07/2013 5:55:07 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

My Coast Guard death insurance is $400,000, which is a lot more than I am actually worth, so if I have an accident there will be plenty of money to push my Golf GTI over the side of a ferry with me inside it.


3,645 posted on 04/07/2013 6:01:42 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth

LOL!

Go in STYLE, Girl! Go in style!

:o])


3,646 posted on 04/07/2013 6:08:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Anoreth
All the ferries I have been had stall popcorn. The last ferry I rode was the defiance on the Port Townsend-Keystone route.
3,647 posted on 04/07/2013 6:26:33 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Normal isn't normal anymore.)
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To: ThomasThomas; Anoreth

The last ferry I was on went from Manhattan to Staten Island. It was a rather “blah” ride. The only good thing was seeing the Statue of Liberty. What am I missing?


3,648 posted on 04/07/2013 6:31:40 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: ThomasThomas

I take the Cape May-Lewes a few times in the summer. It’s not so bad.
I may not bother with it this summer though. Taking I-95 south is much faster for some reason.
Possibly because I go 85 mph the entire way until I reach Virginia.


3,649 posted on 04/07/2013 6:34:12 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth
...Possibly because I go 85 mph the entire way until I reach Virginia.

MY kinda gal! The 454+ ci engine was made for wimmins like me (and you)! I just canNOT seem to keep my foot out of the carburator, no matter what I drive. And stick shifts beat the dickens out of automatics!

(Come West, Young Woman, come West! The LVMS awaits you!)

3,650 posted on 04/07/2013 6:42:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Anoreth

http://www.thesupercars.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/2010-Lamborghini-Reventon-Roadster-purple.jpg

This is what I want


3,651 posted on 04/07/2013 7:43:38 PM PDT by LibreOuMort (I am still here, by the grace of God.)
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To: LibreOuMort

LOL!

I’d give it to you, Sweetie, but by then, it would be a “used car!” LOL!


3,652 posted on 04/07/2013 7:46:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face; LibreOuMort

You guys can have my share. I’d want no part of it.

That would likely be all I’d have left anyway if I let one of the youngsters borrow it.

I’ll take the vehicle driven by Robert Preston’s character Centauri in “The Last Starfighter”.


3,653 posted on 04/07/2013 8:11:16 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi...I will have to watch that again...It was an awesome movie! LOL!


3,654 posted on 04/07/2013 8:15:21 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: All; y'all

G’night, all...


3,655 posted on 04/07/2013 8:25:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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3,656 posted on 04/08/2013 2:03:19 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Monkey Face; Anoreth; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; ...

3,657 posted on 04/08/2013 3:11:45 AM PDT by Tax-chick (That sound? It's either the love call of the sand-squid, or my son playing the guitar.)
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To: Monkey Face
The last ferry I was on went from Manhattan to Staten Island. It was a rather “blah” ride. The only good thing was seeing the Statue of Liberty. What am I missing?

Did you go to Mandolin Brothers on Staten Island? If you didn't, then you missed the reason to go to Staten Island. One of the world's best stringed instrument shops.

3,658 posted on 04/08/2013 4:02:00 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (EndItNowMovement.com)
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To: Tax-chick; everyone
Morning T-c and everyone.
3,659 posted on 04/08/2013 4:23:57 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: JoeProBono

Joe, is that a photoshop trick?

I don’t see how a cat could smile without having its whiskers go up.


3,660 posted on 04/08/2013 4:35:07 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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