He doesn't eat much. It's not that bad.
Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Yes, welcome aboard!
[Now that I am awake again and don’t have to head back in to work until later on.]
Yes, we do tend to move around the beginning of the month, preferably.
However, In January we grabbed -with permission- a thread by Benlurkin.
When February rolled around the only threads worth looking at were by Benlurkin.
So since we were already in one of his threads I decided to hold fast where we were.
Beginning of March: Same thing, only threads worthy of our time were by Benlurkin, again.
*UGH!*
Not wanting to give the man a complex or impose on him, I waited.
Then this thread appeared.
Checklist ran:
“In Chat or Smokey Backroom?”
Check.
“Possibility of humor?”
Check.
“Possibly posted by a troll and or do we have permission to use the thread?”
Ding ding, Check!
So thank you Benlurkin for hosting us from January onward, please stop by and add to this thread as well when you can!
TOL, thank you——for adding me, and for the kind words. :)
(cough)
I have teh main moving day list, but I don’t add people unless they ask.
That way nobody asks me, “Hey, who are you crazy people and why am I being pinged to this OMG Cthulhu is chewing on my leg! Get it off! Get it off!”
Thanks!
It was my pleasure, my friend. You’re a neat lady, and I like you.
Oh, is that what the pain in my left leg is every time I sit down to read the UT?
But since I drink your coffee, everything regenerates by the next morning, or if I drink some nice Scots whiskey as well, the same evening.
That’s probably the stray grumbling rug that wandered off.
Nobody has been able to find the wee mite.
He doesn't eat much. It's not that bad.
No, the cats clawed the grumbling rug to shreds a long time ago. Gee whiz, I thought you knew.
We obviously need a new one, and I’ll keep it away from the cats, especially Miss Hissy Slashy. She doesn’t have that name for nothing.
Here, the plate is registered to the person, but can be transferred to another vehicle if it is duly recorded and registered.
If the rear plate is stolen, the person who has it is immediately arrested. No questions asked.
In CA, the vehicle is registered, and the plates stay on the car, no matter how many times it is sold.
I have already added CatherinofAragon to the UT ping list, so we are very happy to welcome her. Yes we are, Catherine! Enjoy your reading assignments! LOL!
In my heart, Cyber, you are very near the top of the list! LOL!
(Silver-tongued devil, you!)
Yes, Ben, thank you so much for your continued hospitality! You did yourself proud, putting up with all of us for so long. We DO appreciate you! (And your tolerance!)
*hug*
And I have the second ping list. I kept it when Sionnsar was the Keeper of the Moving Truck, and we would usually inform each other if there were additions one of us missed.
Of course, when he went over The Rainbow Bridge, we were all at a loss, and wandered a bit before Darks took over the moving and pinging.
Welcome once again!
*crickets*
(That’s what I get for wandering around when a St. Patrick’s Day parade is in town...*shudder*)
Obviously it instigated the mauling so that it could multiply and invade the unsuspecting.
No.
I think of myself as a writer, and writers don't retire.
"It was the beginning of massive amounts of fun and satisfaction of so many hungers for me. Miss friends in other state but don’t miss anything else."
I have been integrating my fun and satisfactions into ordinary living as much as possible. I have no intention of deferring gratification beyond a useful limit.
Mostly my employment is like getting paid for being in an exercise salon. It keeps me limber, and pays for the cost of postage stamps.
Yeah, I’m not as good at this as he was.
Especially on finding us threads.
I know how to get to the top and stay there: Change my screen name to Aardvark, Anthony A.
:^)
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