Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: itshappening; kneelbeforemod; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; omg; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; zot
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 261-280281-300301-320 ... 3,861-3,868 next last
To: Monkey Face

bast = BEST....*sheesh* It would be better if I woke up before I tried to post anything I had to spell...


281 posted on 03/16/2013 6:11:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 279 | View Replies]

To: Cajun Jihad
Two hundred and eighty one posts. Not bad.

5.56mm

282 posted on 03/16/2013 6:17:08 AM PDT by M Kehoe
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: M Kehoe

Wait. It gets better! It belongs to the Undead Thread, now! We are limited only by our bandwidth! :o])


283 posted on 03/16/2013 6:39:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 282 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick; All
Maybe he just needs to get out more.

Good morning, y'all! Bright and sunny here.

284 posted on 03/16/2013 7:15:54 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 274 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

I wondered how you handle the mopping issue. I vacuum and mop around everyone knowing that they won’t be there forever and I have enough to do otherwise to keep me busy until they move and, if not, I’ll just catch it the next day. (We’re not talking flexible here, we’re talking Silly Putty.)


285 posted on 03/16/2013 7:26:38 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 275 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick; everyone
Thanks for the invite to be at our new location.
Morning everyone.
Poor kitteh has gone over the edge. lol
286 posted on 03/16/2013 7:27:24 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 274 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono

That is a face....


287 posted on 03/16/2013 7:27:30 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 276 | View Replies]

To: NicknamedBob

Are you thinking about retirement? It was the beginning of massive amounts of fun and satisfaction of so many hungers for me. Miss friends in other state but don’t miss anything else.


288 posted on 03/16/2013 7:29:52 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 278 | View Replies]

To: NicknamedBob

Be careful driving!


289 posted on 03/16/2013 7:30:19 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 278 | View Replies]

To: CatherineofAragon; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Darksheare

This is the most wonderful place in the universe! Definitely the home of the wittiest, kindest, most considerate and most intelligent souls extant. They don’t discourage typsos, either. It doesn’t get any better. Your fun titer will go through the roof!


290 posted on 03/16/2013 7:38:15 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 270 | View Replies]


291 posted on 03/16/2013 7:43:32 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 290 | View Replies]

To: Gefn

You may use it if you have a need for it. I’m thinking of using it every time an OP gets the ZOT.


292 posted on 03/16/2013 8:01:12 AM PDT by TheOldLady
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 209 | View Replies]

To: moose07

Here the sticky tags stay stuck. Any attempt to unpeel them destroys them.

We have two elderly cars, and the stickers have piled up to a thick stack on both of them.

I suppose we could chisel them off and try to start over...


293 posted on 03/16/2013 8:08:21 AM PDT by TheOldLady
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 222 | View Replies]

To: Cyber Liberty

This is the Undead Thread, and the dead can lurk again. Just have to keep their mouths shut, perforce.


294 posted on 03/16/2013 8:09:57 AM PDT by TheOldLady
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 228 | View Replies]

To: moose07

The whole license plate would be useless here because the plate
is registered to a person(s) and his (their) vehicle.

If someone tried to use it on another vehicle, game over, dummie.

That is especially true if the owner reports the plate stolen.


295 posted on 03/16/2013 8:14:46 AM PDT by TheOldLady
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 229 | View Replies]

To: TheOldLady

We use good, American glue on our license plate stickerz. It’s a rule. My last car had a stack of 15 stickers on the plate.


296 posted on 03/16/2013 8:23:06 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 293 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face; CatherineofAragon; Darksheare; moose07

CatherineofAragon is a very nice person, and I’d be delighted if she joined the UdT.


297 posted on 03/16/2013 8:26:54 AM PDT by TheOldLady
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 250 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face; CatherineofAragon
I will add you to the Undead Thread Ping list...it’s VERY low volume, unually only when we move, or when something fun happens, so I hope you’ll join us!

How exciting, indeed! I am only a few spaces away on your list from the new inductee! I sure hope she's nice. Innocent, I am sure....

298 posted on 03/16/2013 8:27:28 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 279 | View Replies]

To: CatherineofAragon

You’re on my UdT list already, Catherine.

And yes, you can be on as many ping lists as you want.


299 posted on 03/16/2013 8:29:03 AM PDT by TheOldLady
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 255 | View Replies]

To: Silentgypsy

I mop when it gets really, really bad! DP decided to do the tax return, not that that’s bad, so I put the kids in front of the television. It mostly worked, with some breaks for baby-nuture and Frank-clobber.

The only children at home are James, Vlad, Frank, and Kathleen. It’s like being an only twice as large as normal family!


300 posted on 03/16/2013 8:30:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 285 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 261-280281-300301-320 ... 3,861-3,868 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson